Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
When your friend is telling you a secret and... →
When you hear your sibling getting yelled at in...
nosy anons let's go
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if...
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
how you feel when you're winning an argument.
i-like-pigeons: Things that I write: Sins Things that I don’t write: Tragedies Things people haven’t heard of Closing the god damn door Things the Bride is: A whore Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: This Place
How I shall walk around on Valentines Day... →
When people tell me I should stop being mean.
daelievip: U no those days when you just feel incredibly ugly? Tht is my life lol
When other people sneeze, it's like a kitten's...
sodamnrelatable: But when I sneeze, it’s like
ufuckinsnowglobe: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
When someone calls my name: →
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
sodamnrelatable: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
sodamnrelatable: “Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
sodamnrelatable: me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
sodamnrelatable: When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
rebelhooker: urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
Here's the thing...
I’m gonna be on this paramore kick for a while, so… Apologies if you aren’t a fan.
Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you looking as innocent...– Misery Business - Paramore (via flawlesstea)
odd-girl-mad-world: ♫ Well I could be angry, but you’re not worth the fight. And besides I’m moving on. ♪
I don't think badly of you
scarrletswalk: …well, sometimes I do. 😳
If he saw my tumblr. . .